About this site
Shitheads.co.uk exists because the internet could tell you the rules of chess in forty languages but couldn't settle whether sevens go lower. One site, one official ruleset, every variant catalogued, no adverts, no pop-ups, no account required.
It's maintained by Dom Mernock, who learned the game in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, and has strong opinions about the 9. These pages are the Harrogate rules written down properly, so they can stop living in people's heads.
If we've missed a variant your table swears by, or ruled against it with insufficient reverence, tell us: hello@shitheads.co.uk.